A BOOK. A CHOICE. A SMALL DISTURBANCE.
BUY THE BOOK.
Choose the consequences.
Do some good. Cause a little trouble. Receive a highly questionable blessing.
One included choice per order. No surcharge. No guilt if you skip it.
Let's make a decisionPick your plot twist.
A useful allocation, a personalized performance, or just the book.
A promise with particulars.
Your order records the exact choice and its included allocation or performance. It doesn't disappear into a dropdown.
Evidence beats adjectives.
Receipts for the good. Field reports for the trouble. Updates in your reader library.
We can be ridiculous.
The receipt can't.
Does the book cost more?
No. One consequence is included. Allocations come from book proceeds, not a surprise line on your card.
One book or several - how many consequences?
Exactly one per order, regardless of how many books you buy. Want another performance? Place another order.
What is the Dollar Store Benediction?
A short, personalized theatrical blessing from Travis. For you, or the first name or nickname you supply.
Can I just read the book?
Please do. Just the book is a first-class option, not a guilt button.
THE COMPLETE RULES
Every choice.
In plain sight.
One choice per order, included in the price. The details for each are below.
Just the book
Your book. Your time. Nothing else required.
No action, contribution or follow-up is attached to this choice.
One choice per order. No extra charge.
Plant something
$1 from this order goes to Trees for the Future.
We contribute $1 from this order to Trees for the Future, supporting farmer-led tree planting and land restoration. Your update includes the contribution receipt.
$1.00 from book proceeds. Never an extra charge.
Stock a little library
$2 from this order goes into the community-books fund.
One allocation per order, included in the price. Your update shows the community book drop and supporting receipt.
$2.00 from book proceeds. Never an extra charge.
Make Travis touch grass
A photo of Travis literally touching grass, for your order.
One order. One patch of grass. One personalized public photo, delivered to the buyer too. No networking opportunity for the lawn.
One choice per order. No extra charge.
Choose violence. Choose Malört.
A short, personalized Malört performance for your order.
Your name, a staged shot and a brief dispute with Chicago. A public Reel-style video, delivered to the buyer as well. The performance is theatrical; actual drinking is not the promise.
One choice per order. No extra charge.
The Dollar Store Benediction
A short, personalized theatrical blessing for your order.
Travis delivers a public blessing in your honor, or in honor of the first name or nickname you supply. The buyer gets the video.
One choice per order. No extra charge.
The Rich Asshole Tax
$2 from this order goes into the community-books fund.
One allocation per order. Included in the price, not an added charge, government tax or claim of tax deductibility. Same useful destination. Less saintly branding.
$2.00 from book proceeds. Never an extra charge.